the refs don’t get any respect.

One Sutter designed the building, bought the wire, conduit, etc. Another Sutter tried to connect up the right wires with the right wires.

And, what do you have? A giant cluster f..k.

The answer?

Don’t blame the tools and materials.

Get rid of the designer and the head electrician.

Those Sutters just can’t seem to turn on the lights….

and stopped on a channel featuring a lusty couple in a dirty movie.

“I  don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to  his wife.

“For heaven’s sake, watch them,” his  wife  said.

“You already know how to play  Hockey!”

*****

in Rockford.

“Together again….”

It was the year that: John F. Kennedy was inaugrated as the U.S president; and “Freedom Riders” started a bus trip through the U.S. south.

The NDP was founded in Canada and construction started on the Berlin Wall.

Russian Yuri Gagarin became the first man to fly in space.

The Mercury-Atlas 5 was launched and Enos the chimp orbited the Earth twice and splashed-down off of Puerto Rico.

Bobby Hull presented Enos with a replica of his Stanley Cup ring and Enos gave the Golden Jet his first toupee.

My daughter had a baby two days ago – Vincent was born premature – and he let out a little squawk when he entered the delivery room, and Rob commented that he was a nucks fan already.

So, these three pictures make up his joke.

It’s his version of Vancouver’s championship rings.

Ron Spence

The Canucks and Oilers are out of the picture.

And Minnesota, they can’t even find the ladder….

Things are kind of slow in Tanner Glass country.

So, people don’t like speeding vehicles….

Any player that I’ve ever met has been happy to win the Stanley Cup.

I understate, of course.

Pens’ captain Sidney Crosby won his first Cup at the age of 21 years. And while forgetting to shake hands, he knew how to celebrate the great honour.

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Dallas Drake won his first Cup at 38-years-of-age, after a decade and a half as an NHL player.

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Ray Bourque was 40 when he won his first Cup – with the Avs – and had been playing in the NHL since he was 19-years-of-age. He was certainly as happy as Crosby and Dallas Drake.

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Rod Brind’Amour won his Cup at 35-years-of-age in 2005-06.

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Denis Potvin and the Islanders won the Cup four years in a row from 1980-83.

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The Oilers won Cups in 1984, 1985, 1987 and 1988 – and in 1990 after Gretz had been traded. Gary Coleman isn’t in this picture.

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And these guys?

They’re the 1966-67 Maple Leafs. Toronto had previously won the Stanley Cup in 1962, 1963, and 1964.

And there’s not a smile to be found.

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They look like they’re ready to line up as pallbearers.

And, I was wondering if they had some sort of collective psychic ability – and knew that the Leafs would never win another Stanley Cup?