CrashingTheGoalie

Let’s see.
One Sutter designed the building, bought the wire, conduit, etc. Another Sutter tried to connect up the right wires with the right wires.

And, what do you have? A giant cluster f..k.
The answer?
Don’t blame the tools and materials.
Get rid of the designer and the head electrician.
Those Sutters just can’t seem to turn on the lights….

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A  man watching a hockey game on TV kept switching channels
and stopped on a channel featuring a lusty couple in a dirty movie.
“I  don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to  his wife.
“For heaven’s sake, watch them,” his  wife  said.
“You already know how to play  Hockey!”

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in Rockford.
“Together again….”

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The Chicago Blackhawks won their last Stanley Cup in 1961.
It was the year that: John F. Kennedy was inaugrated as the U.S president; and “Freedom Riders” started a bus trip through the U.S. south.
The NDP was founded in Canada and construction started on the Berlin Wall.

Russian Yuri Gagarin became the first man to fly in space.
The Mercury-Atlas [...]

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I received this attempt at humour from my Habs buddy.
My daughter had a baby two days ago – Vincent was born premature – and he let out a little squawk when he entered the delivery room, and Rob commented that he was a nucks fan already.

So, these three pictures make up his joke.

It’s his version [...]

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The Calgary Flames are sniffing behind the Avalanche.

The Canucks and Oilers are out of the picture.
And Minnesota, they can’t even find the ladder….

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“We have a little gas station, general store, a few streets,” Tanner Glass said. “I live about six miles outside of town – on 25 acres – so technically we’re not even in Craven but it’s where we get our mail. Our nearest neighbor is a mile away in either direction.”
Things are kind of slow [...]

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by Ron Spence
Any player that I’ve ever met has been happy to win the Stanley Cup.
I understate, of course.

Pens’ captain Sidney Crosby won his first Cup at the age of 21 years. And while forgetting to shake hands, he knew how to celebrate the great honour.
courtesy of politicslam.com
Dallas Drake won his first Cup at 38-years-of-age, [...]

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