CrashingTheGoalie

by Randy Turner

“Guy walks into a hockey rink looking for information on the local team’s centreman.

Word on the street is the kid likes to party. But the coach says the player is flying right. A regular choirboy.

So the guy finds a lady wearing a team jacket. Thinks: Billet. And he’s right.

Turns out, she’s actually the billet of the player in question.

So the guy asks, “What’s he like?”

The lady replies: “He’s a complete @#$#$. All he does is tell me to feed him and take care of his bed. He sneaks out till one, two in the morning all the time.”

The guy says, “But the coach is telling people (the player) has cleaned up his act.”

The billet lady says. “He’s full of @#$#$#@.”

The guy gets up, politely, and says, “Thank you. That’s all I need to know.”

Meet Bruce Southern: Professional hockey scout.

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